let's sing

Instead of whining and being bitter bout v day and not having a date, I’ll just find a reason, or make it an excuse, to be happy being single and loveless.

Since y’all know that I live in a material world, coz I am a material boy, this one is a no-brainer.

If I don’t have a date, I won’t have to buy flowers, a present and pay for an expensive dinner. That’s a big savings! Instead of spending it to a silly girl who’ll leave you eventually anyway, coz she’d find out what an arse you are, just buy yourself a shirt, a watch, a new pair of shoes, or whatever. Unlike girls, these things will never leave, they’ll be there for you through thick and thin, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer.

Anyways, this is pathetic. Let’s just sing!

If you’re single and you’re ugly
Raise your hands

If you’re single coz you’re ugly
Shake your head

When you’re single and you’re ugly
When you’re single coz you’re ugly
Don’t be angry, just be happy
You’re not the only one!

shirt – topman, knit – zara, denim – uniqlo, kicks – new balance 360
photos – ron 'also single' torres
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